one of my cousins spilled his lunchable meal all over the carpet, and now they are commiserating among themselves that this never would’ve happened if their mom didn’t birth them.
*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*
Post-it Notes Left on the Train
Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
" We have a tendency to want the other person to be a finished product while we give ourselves the grace to evolve "
It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while
Whooooo say that big men don’t cry?
"I’m a real man. You need to stop wasting your time with these *boys* and date a real man. Real man…..such a real man……so…..real….."